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Prologue (FYI): My girlfriend, for the past 6 years, left me in search of herself and other things that might be out there
The following is a list of reasons I came up with in order to explain one of the most shocking events of my life. The list is only meant to amuse and does not necessarily have a tight connection with real life.
Here goes:
The daughter of a wealthy arab terrorist wants me for her own and has convinced her father to threaten my former better half, with acts of terror against mankind and Earth itself, into dumping me.
My Ex girlfriend sold her soul to the Devil as part of her plan to achieve world domination. It was part of the contract, I had to go...
She is actually an agent of a foreign government who was on a mission to keep me under surveillance for the past 10 years as they believed I would eventually crack the secrets of cold fusion. Having finally realized that I'm actually pretty stupid she was reassigned.
I made a pact with a white wizard from the west in an alternate dream world 6 years ago, to make her fall desperately in love with me. The spell wore off.
The Earth is tilting on its axis and it's having a negative effect on my powers of mind control.
I carelessly wore mismatching socks on the 15th of January. It was fashion crime. She just couldn't take it anymore.
I'm doing crack, cocaine and 2 types of shrooms. This isn't really happening.
Getting my PhD is a vital element that will ensure I win the elections for World President in 2098. This would enable me to use my influence to finally wipe out the last of the Mahmudians (inhabitants of Mahmudia). They have sent her back in time to crush my will and stop me.
30 centimeters and 8 hours non-stop just aren't enough these days.
Epilogue: If you have any other theories please submit them in the comments.
Yes, I know it's a weird way to announce something like this.
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