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Heliocentrism

The following lines might be written off as being just a petty little example of me being mean which, if I might add, is perfectly excusable on some days.

For the purpose of this post we will define heliocentrism as being that affliction whereby a person believes to be the sun at the center of the universe. There is no other sun brighter than they are and, oh yes, everything revolves around them. They use sentences that include expressions like "... fix THE problem...", "I've sent you an email 5 minutes ago to which you did not reply". I'm sure you all know the type.

I'm going to leave it be with just a simple recommendation for those who might recognize outbursts of their personality in the words above, unlikely as it might be that the center(s) of the universe would ever be reading my blog. Instead of "... fix THE problem..." use "I have a problem with... [details]". Yours is never the only problem. Never assume somebody knows you have a problem if you don't tell them.

Usaaa!

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John
25.03.2009 09:50
Someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed, perhaps?!

Chris
25.03.2009 09:51
Neah, I woke up on the right side of the bed. I just had the bed pulled away from under me, before I even got a chance to open my eyes ... again!!!

Klaudia
25.03.2009 19:15
Well...What does "Usaaa!" mean? Uncle "Google" says it could be "United States Autism and Asperger Association" or "Unio-Snyder Area Agency on Aging", but I assume it is none of these. Never heard "Usaaa" expression before, but it sounds interesting:):):)

Andrei
25.03.2009 23:42
Man I sympathize completely. Asta ca sa vezi ca pana si oameni ca mine iti citesc blogul... Oricum, data viitoare cand ai contact cu genul sus-amintit, se aplica o palma viguroasa pe ceafa heliocentrica sau chiar 2-3 palme usturatoare peste fata heliocentrica... La asta ajuta arte martiale...

Chris
26.03.2009 00:03
@Klaudia
"Usaaa" in this case is a reference to the 2003 movie Bad Boys 2 featuring Will Smith and Martin Lawrence, where the boys are sent to therapy and "usaaa" or "whoosa" or whatever you want to spell it is the key component of their anger control method.

For further understanding you can watch this brief YouTube video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-JEcCkFJho
I do recomment you watch the full movie to fully understand the power of "usaaa". :))

Chris
26.03.2009 00:06
@Andrei,
Very proud of you I am for two reasons:
1. reading my blog, of course...
2. Applying online marketing SEO techniques by linking back to your site while posting on a blog. I'll even give you extra credit for cross-referencing the whole thing with martial arts, thus bringing value to both our websites. :D

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